By msmidnight1965 - 22/09/2013 17:22 - Canada

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.

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happyforever 15

Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.

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sugarbear0727 19

What? No more kids with him...

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PeirceTheRoses 2

Having a pacifier doesn't mean anything, especially a "*****" people surprise me day by day.

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asherm 15

I worked in pediatric office and had to take baby boy's temp, well you know where. The father seriously asked me if that was going to mess his son up psychologically later on. Uh what?? No, that won't make your son gay, no it's not molestation.... Its the most accurate place to get a temp on a baby w/ fever. Smh.

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askingandy 23

My sister, who just entered middle school, still sucks her thumb. She throws a fit when her "blanky" is misplaced because she can't suck her thumb without it wrapped around her finger.

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kwojahn 3

thats dumb, well I guess someone volunteered to take care of the baby

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