By msmidnight1965 - 22/09/2013 17:22 - Canada

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.

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Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.

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My parents never let me have one because they were afraid they would forget to take it back and I'd get buck teeth from sucking on it too long xD

HighasaCloud 46

Will he prohibit her from drinking through a straw, too?

QfiggyQ 10

I thought I was the only one whose parents didn't give their kids pacifiers.

Kids that are premature or have swallowing problems are highly encouraged to use a pacifier to stream then muscles. Most other children don't "need" them so ehhh... His excuse is funny stupid.

stirbnichtvormir 14

That should br your sign that maybe you made a mistake.

I had a shopping bag full, and I was rather attached to them. But I'm terribly afraid of penises... Obviously, Pacifiers make little girls to grow up to be **** suckers. -_-

Almost all ****** at one point used pacifiers, drank milk, ate bread, and went to elementary school. That hypothesis has an amazing precision (for all ****** it is true) but atrocious recall (there are many people who used pacifiers, drank milk, ate bread, or went to elementary school that did not become ******).

I think he has women issues, this isn't about his baby at all. perhaps the women in his life were promiscuous and his fear is that his daughter will turn out the same way, which will break his heart...he doesn't know what caused the women to turn out to be so "friendly" n so hes trying to avoid it at all costs....hes needs therapy