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A powerful one at that, if i may add... Might not be the compliment you were looking for, but it works...
He may even be impressed if OP knows how to work a stick shift.
Shouldn't that be considered a compliment...? Well... in a way, right?
The wives/girlfriends probably could stand to lose a few pounds. Just a hunch.
Just gotta shift him into gear and accelerate things really quickly
Combine the two, have sex with him in his car
Sweeten the pot with pizza, peanut butter and videogames, and you'll get nailed! I guarantee it!
So we have to buy flowers, light candles, take women out on fancy nights on the town, lay out rose petals, all the traditional "romance" requirements but pizza, video games and peanut butter aren't worth it to women? Hmm I'm sensing a little one sided-ness here. It's a lot cheaper if anything.
Me too Perdix. Me too.
#58, I really hope you're joking, because considering all the things men have to do to get women in the mood, asking for those few things is nothing.
I don't know what kind of women you have been dating, but I have never made my husband take me out or buy me gifts just to get me to have sex with him. Other than the one time that I had the flu, I have never denied him sex either. If he's in the mood, I am available. And vice versa.
#77, the best system is have the sex first, then go out to eat! If she gives a half-assed effort with some obviously fake orgasms, you take her to Wendy's and allow her two items off the $1 Menu and a courtesy cup of tap water. If she hit on all cylinders and sucks the chrome off your trailer hitch, you have to take her for steak and shrimp at a sit-down restaurant and get her wine from a glass bottle.
#77 God bless your soul
#77, I wasn't really speaking out of personal experience, that's why I referred to men and women in general. I've seen this go down too many times with so many of the people I've met. However, I know (and am very glad) that there are exceptions.
102 - I was referring more to 58 and 60's comments. I have seen this happen to a few couples I know as well and I don't understand it. Shouldn't you WANT to have sex with your spouse or partner? I do! Sex is much more enjoyable when you know that the other person actually wanted to have sex with you in the first place. It shouldn't be used against your spouse, male or female, as a bartering tool for getting things.
Don't let him forget this one too easily, OP, give him a taste of his own medicine.
Maybe he'd be more interested if you tried to involve the car next time
"thrust your long hard tailpipe into me, oh yes harder harder"
Keywords
Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod
43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.