By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 13:38 - Australia - Chatswood

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Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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rg350dx 29

Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod

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EpicSquishii 21

43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.

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DjMonroe95 11

Being a car enthusiast, I understand where he's coming from, however, very sorry OP

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lucyy123 14

He said you're a distraction! Isn't that good? He's distracted by you meaning he'll want you and won't be able to work..

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Wimoweh 10

No. It's never the end. Neverending Story FTW.

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robotiick7 23

I hate the 2 way stereotype. If men want sex and the women aren't in the mood, yet if its visa versa men are shamed upon

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

It's funny that this gets so many comments about what kind of guy says no to sex. Any guy here that's ever dragged home a project car to work on has heard all kinds of ******* nagging, bitching and whining about it. "I can't believe you bought that" "I can't believe you wasting your money on that pile of crap" and so on. OP doesn't go on to say how many times she's used those same lines "saving my energy" or "stop distracting me" when he wanted a piece. My guess is there was some kind of argument, she felt guilty later and wanted to make it up to him and he was still bent used her own words against her. Who knows how long he's been working on it? Maybe the engine just came back from the machine shop and he's got a day planned to put it in and fire it up. OP might just be pouring that she, for one night can't hold the ****** hostage over him...

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deadpool86 7

Well said sir, women tend to figure out real early the velvet ring is the one ring too rule them all, and married men take the brunt of such mind control forces such as a piece of homemade pie

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muffinkitty 15

^ I know it sounds "crazy" but what if the guy simply isn't in the mood? Honestly if I got rejected all the time cause of "headaches " I'd probably deny her sometimes too.

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davincidasecond 24

I'm sure if you demonstrated your proficiency with the stick-shift he would reconsider. :)

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PUSSYFACE 13

Energy wasted no work done.

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