By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 13:38 - Australia - Chatswood

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Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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rg350dx 29

Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod

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EpicSquishii 21

43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.

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RedPillSucks 31

#1, I don't do standard. it's automatic that when my wife wants sex, I give her sex

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SWC_Penguin 17

#41 - Puns are a tool. You can use them to make whatever point you want. He chose to used the puns to criticize the OP. I disagree with that usage. You don't get immunity from replies just because you make your point in a funny way.

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happylawyer 16

Aparently, a man that is more interested in building a custom car.

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thehowiie 6

a surprise ******** should win him over

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King_paradox 22

UnleSs he continues his plan to the finish

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EpicSquishii 21

43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.

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kriz_allizwell 6

Mild Sarcasm detected.

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buddy51 23

OP, your husband seems to feel there's a connection between his bodily fluids and his brain. Another example of the testicular dick-brain trumping the teeny walnut sized one inside his head.

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NagainaFier 16

What are you talking about? ...try again buddy :/ I believe in you!

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AngrySailor 17

Nothing better than a BJ while half underneath a sweet muscle car on a mechanics creeper. Make the best of the situation princess. At least you know where he is, in the garage and not out *****'n it up.

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love_me_electric 20

Why do men assume that when a woman is horny she wants a dick in her mouth? giving ******** doesn't get most women off, so how would that help OP's situation?

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AngrySailor 17

I think it's called "foreplay". Could be wrong though, wouldn't be the first time.

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kyu_Q 19

Most women dont initiate sex often. So when they do why deny them? Plus unless OP's husband is getting on in years it should not take too much energy to turn a wrench.

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icepick23 12

You should work on your techniques.

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