By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 13:38 - Australia - Chatswood

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Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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rg350dx 29

Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod

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EpicSquishii 21

43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.

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mphottinger 2

I feel your pain! Mine says his energy needs to be conserved for his Xbox play. They don't know how hurtful it is to be rejected for an object.

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Jdecolt 0

I find the amount of "then go find someone else" comments a little disturbing. A guy chooses not to have sex once and that's justification to leave or cheat? Seems a little harsh :/

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Recon1 11

When the lady wants it, it's a crime to not assume the position and do the worm.

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honeyred1 2

He must be an older man & he takes her for granted. You gotta nip that in the bud girl!

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BadLuckDude12345 14

Technically, that is a compliment.

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JLangel94 6

Ah your Aussie! I know how you feel about the custom car! At least I still get sex from my man haha! He's crazy about his old cars! Although if he's restoring say a monaro, one tonner or a sandman. I completely understand where he's coming from haha. They're beautiful cars!

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austx 3

To all of the women out there... Now you know how it feels. Ha ha

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Neko_Banshee 13

Maybe if men actually learned to please women there wouldn't be a need for alternatives.

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Neko_Banshee 13

Wait till he gets it all fixed up then slash three tires not all four his insurance won't cover it . Unless you have shared insurance then just slash the tires and gouge the hood and doors while he sleeps. make it look like some crazy chick or guy got the wrong house

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CaloeeLynn 4

That's pretty much the story of my life

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