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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 13:38 - Australia - Chatswood

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Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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rg350dx 29

Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod

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EpicSquishii 21

43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.

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EMTchic 14

#43- #1 was not criticizing OP, he was agreeing with her, and telling her to try a little harder to get what she wants. Try rereading #1's comment and see if you are now capable of comprehending the English language.

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SWC_Penguin 17

#59 - You don't see #1 as a sarcastic post? Your take on it makes sense if he's being sincere, but I see sarcasm.

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jakeydudey 13

You know... That's a bad sign. If he loves the car more than you then you should have a real good think. Metal or pussy?

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ManInTheMachine 19

61-Well that makes one of us. Honestly, calm down, he was just making puns. There was no criticism in the post.

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dawnann 9

Maybe you're to wild for himxD

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GetPuckedUp 3

wheels over heels. always.

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finch01 18

tell him u can sex someone else up...

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mimikinsz01 6

You can find someone else

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WhoDey22 2

Sounds like you need to release your energy on someone else.

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