By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 13:38 - Australia - Chatswood

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Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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rg350dx 29

Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod

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EpicSquishii 21

43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.

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RedPillSucks 31

He's in love with his car. Gotta feel for his automobile. Tell him to get a grip on your racer rollbar. It'll be a thrill when your radials squeal.

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Tim2415 16

Wish I could of seen the look on your face when he said that... Ha!

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NagainaFier 16

Perhaps you're a distraction in the good sense? (Ie if he starts with you, he'll never be able to pull away long enough to work on his car?)

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rg350dx 29

Idk what 29 drives but my car doesn't have genitals..

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Pstraka6 20

Help him with his car! That'll get his engine revving!!!

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

What kind of car?

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happylawyer 16

Being a distraction is not that bad. Indiference would be a real problem.

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SWC_Penguin 17

#1, you seem to have interpreted the OP as saying she demanded sex at a particular moment. Cars take months (or even years) to build and thus your reply is overly harsh to her. Her expecting sex sometime within a YEAR is not unreasonable.

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DocBastard 38

Penguin, you seem to have missed the stream of puns that #1 delivered. Reread it.

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