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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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By thanks hun - 07/05/2020 20:00

Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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By Shantwozzlah - 26/03/2012 16:15 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

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Single shot

By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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xBOGGSx 3

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:13

Haha why wouldn't you just laugh it off? I think it's hilarious!

FrenchMixer 9

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:14

So funny is your husband!

Comments

lil_miss_simran 15

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:29

I'm sorry it scared you but that was a good joke

boating_guy 33

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:32

Video or it didn't happen

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:33

He's definitely s keeper.

ladybugz23 13

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:34

fun thing to do so marriage will work out and keep sparks up in marriage

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:35

Lmao, hope he posts it and we can find it.

sunshineb81 16

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:38

Shame to have to lock the bathroom door just to keep your husband out! I really hope you find a way to repay him for this joke. Lol.

CoGhostRider 31

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:58

I recommend dumping ice water on his head while he is showering.

junkman6 22

Wednesday 28 May 2014 7:15

OP should put a bunch of red food dye in the food she cooks so next time OP takes a dump he thinks he's bleeding. That would be the most mature way to handle this. Just a tip but make sure you put the dye in a curry or something similar and put it in after cooking.

dragonkisses28 25

Wednesday 28 May 2014 15:42

It's more funny if he's sleeping. That way he doesn't see it coming. ;)

tony2win 5

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:50

Your husband is my hero. I can only aspire to achieve his level of greatness one day.

mybubbles2000 13

Wednesday 28 May 2014 0:09

I have a suggestion. Buy a fake spider. Place it in the toilet and wait. I think a little payback is in order.

fairylights85 13

Wednesday 28 May 2014 0:13

At least the water wasn't brown.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 22 October 2014 9:17

Personally and I may not be alone in this red is a better idea...basically an unknown or unpredicted period is more hilarious

FranklySpeaking 11

Wednesday 28 May 2014 0:14

Dip a feminine hygiene product in some of the fake blood. That ought to rustle his jimmies. Or cause something similar to projectile vomiting. Either way, YouTube worthy content.