Love: Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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PANIC!

By big time traumatized - 02/11/2022 10:00

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 5 155

lulubelles 33

Sunday 16 June 2013 11:55

He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health

perdix 29

Sunday 16 June 2013 12:01

So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?

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TecheyTim 14

Monday 17 June 2013 7:05

Time for a new husband???

hykwon0812 2

Monday 17 June 2013 20:05

dat bachelor party

breedadragon 3

Tuesday 18 June 2013 0:06

how hungover was he?

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 18 June 2013 2:48

That sucks, OP. Maybe he was stress vomiting or something?

olfool 3

Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:21

Doesn't matter, got married....and probably had sex.

LaDresdenMonkey 11

Tuesday 18 June 2013 14:04

Hahaha!!! What a beautiful way to start your life together?

sugoine 12

Wednesday 19 June 2013 2:01

Welcome to being married...

adeb012 1

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:18

you'll laugh hysterically about that in about a year or so...

entis_fml 9

Monday 24 June 2013 11:55

Something borrowed, something eww.

Vaati_fml 20

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:35

He might have been worried that he would butcher the vows. Anxiety does that to people.

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