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Show it anywayBacon is Love Bacon is Life Bacon is NOT lube
Definably would pass as a American post.
That's okay but let him know that he then has to smear yeast infection cream on you until that is all cleared up. oh and also no sex while that's happening.
that's what I was going to say
That's the most wildest things I've ever heard..
So he wants to slather swine fat and sweat on you..... Ugh.
Try egg whites, that is actually recommended as a lube if you are out of spit, water, Vaseline, or KY. Just make sure no condoms with oil based lubes!
Was the "bleeeh" really necessary?
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This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.
Hey you can't hate it till you try it.