By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam

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Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML
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vampgirl999 8

This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.

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olpally 32

Absolutely not... Hell no.

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koganti 18

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MyNameIsLaughter 18

Bacon is Love Bacon is Life Bacon is NOT lube

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Frillwee95 12

But there is bacon flavored lube....

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townailz 16

He just wanted a tasty treat to eat!

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jediKCCO 4

Definably would pass as a American post.

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PANDORUM89 21

That's okay but let him know that he then has to smear yeast infection cream on you until that is all cleared up. oh and also no sex while that's happening.

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TrapTheKing 16

That's the most wildest things I've ever heard..

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DarkJediLove 19

He might be confused because there is actually a bacon flavor lube...

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counting_graves 0

So he wants to slather swine fat and sweat on you..... Ugh.

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ViviMage 38

Try egg whites, that is actually recommended as a lube if you are out of spit, water, Vaseline, or KY. Just make sure no condoms with oil based lubes!

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PANDORUM89 21

eww idky but that thought of snot like egg whites touching me makes me want to vomit. bleeeehhh. ble bleeehhh.

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