Love: Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

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By cargaljen - 21/10/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

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Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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Today, my husband told me he wants a $600 birthday gift. He doesn't understand why I said that wasn't happening, and is now mad at me. Not only can we not afford that, he only spent less than $10 on my birthday gift last month. FML

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Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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Today, my husband announced he’s no longer attracted to me and wants a divorce because I got a needed double mastectomy. When I reminded him of his wedding vows, “In sickness and in health” he said that he thought that meant “the flu or something, not this shit.” FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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GodinezXC 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:20

you should get him a ***** and see what his reaction is!

Idahoarmywife 3

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:27

Some people don't know the facts about the surgery. In order to even be considered for the surgery, you have to be at least 100 pounds over weight. Maybe the guy is just a superficial prick who wants a super model instead of a normal weighted women. She may be slightly over weight but not enough for the procedure. People that just assume she is obese is just making a jack ass of themselves.

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IamAnkou 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:11

Wow, her husband is a dick!

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:47

Bariatric surgery is for the morbidly obese. It means alot of pain and missed work. When it is over you can't exercise for a long time. The weight starts pouring off, then the person is left with huge amounts of skin hanging off them. It is more of an emergency fix and is not going to make you a bikini model. If you can, work out and lose it healthily. If needed, THEN use the money for a tummy tuck, because if you were obese you'll need one...If you're just chubby, lose it for your health sure.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:53

I can not feel sorry for someone who is morbidly obese. They have free will to control what they eat and do not eat.

kcTornado 0

Friday 12 November 2010 3:19

that is completely false and frankly, in 2010 I'm surprised people still arrogantly think that.

ecfrost 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:58

I like the people calling the girl fat. *sarcasm* She very well could be fat, just as she could very well be curvy, big boned, average, whatever. I had a guy once tell me I could stand to lose a few pounds, and I've never been more than 115 at 5'8". My point is it's people's perceptions as well. She could be a healthy weight, and because she isn't 98 lbs her husband thinks she's "fat". She could be large, or...just a healthy weight.

DDiamonds 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:19

time for a new husband

Shinygirlnz 1

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:19

Poor OP, your husband is a GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAG.

starberries 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:52

68, male is not a race. And I think you mean "superior", not "upper".

Muffin_boo 12

Friday 12 November 2010 1:36

your hubby doesn't seem so sincere with your "gift"... this situation could be taken multiple ways to be honest.. all I have to say is unless you have seen a picture of this woman or met her irl then you do not truely know all the specifics to the situation. fat or not, asshole or not, he should have talked with her before, because obviously he offended her. And I'm sorry, but if you are overweight, it's never easy to be made fun of and in a way it SEEMS like just that.