Love: Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

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By cargaljen - 21/10/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By S. Fancyson - 16/04/2013 23:23 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 20:03

Today, my husband told me he wants a $600 birthday gift. He doesn't understand why I said that wasn't happening, and is now mad at me. Not only can we not afford that, he only spent less than $10 on my birthday gift last month. FML

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By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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By pissed - 17/12/2013 21:17 - United States

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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By BooblessWife - 18/05/2023 03:00

Today, my husband announced he’s no longer attracted to me and wants a divorce because I got a needed double mastectomy. When I reminded him of his wedding vows, “In sickness and in health” he said that he thought that meant “the flu or something, not this shit.” FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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GodinezXC 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:20

you should get him a ***** and see what his reaction is!

Idahoarmywife 3

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:27

Some people don't know the facts about the surgery. In order to even be considered for the surgery, you have to be at least 100 pounds over weight. Maybe the guy is just a superficial prick who wants a super model instead of a normal weighted women. She may be slightly over weight but not enough for the procedure. People that just assume she is obese is just making a jack ass of themselves.

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skateking133 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:43

Did anyone ever read the FML comment where the guy went on a seemingly endless rant about manga? Haha well this was almost as funny as that one.

thisisLAUREN 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:37

I wouldve taken the offer if I were obese. (Y)

tayjay3 0

Friday 12 November 2010 22:58

Maybe if you didn't eat all the sammichs you were supposed to make him this wouldn't be a problem

stoutjars 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:30

If someone is big enough to need it, wouldn't they want to get it? I imagine it's awful not being able to see your toes if you're not pregnant.

NekoHakase 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:58

Why is it that overweight women expect their spouses not to be affected by their appearance just because they are in denial? There are men like that too but it's mostly women - they want their husbands, the people who ought to be able to answer truthfully, to lie about them looking thin.

NoYDI 4

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:30

He. Was. Lieing.

jmrico 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 20:57

I had the "surgery" at 29. I'm 5'2 and was exactly at a 40 BMI at the weight of 220. I am now 115 and have no extra skin except from the presents my 3 children gave me(that would have been there regardless of weight) Besides that my stomach is completely flat. I have had no health issues at all afterwards besides having low vitamin D oh and lactose intolerant. That compared to the benifits is nothing! I feel and look amazing. My kids & husband are happier because I'm happier. I wouldn't change it for the world.

jmrico 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:01

Oh and the point of that is if you qualify you should do it. But yea he's and insensitive ass. It should have been something he sat down and talked to you about and maybe saying he doesn't care about your weight, but he's worried about your health and he wants you around for a long long time. I actually HAD to Convince my husband to let me have it. He was completely fine with my weight but Being the biggest I've ever been I was miserable and making everybody else miserable.

cassieandra8291 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 2:27

It's one thing if he came to you with a genuine concern about your health, but to me it sounds like health wasn't the issue. To me it just sounds like he's a tactless prick.