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By GonnaBeLonley2night - 13/09/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML

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Monday 13 September 2010 19:03

If he really believes you're not talking about the football, then either you should reassure him that he does know what he's doing, or take the opportunity to teach him to be better.