Intimacy: Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I...

By GonnaBeLonley2night - 13/09/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML

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Monday 13 September 2010 19:03

If he really believes you're not talking about the football, then either you should reassure him that he does know what he's doing, or take the opportunity to teach him to be better.

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 13 September 2010 19:01

ehm..

Comments

pancakerocks 1

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:07

how dare u insult his pride and digninty. and be dissin a football game

sanjif 0

Friday 17 September 2010 7:29

who calls a bad game a Kane performance anyways?

krisskrisskriss 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:55

I'm pretty sure he won't be trying again anytime soon..

MercenarySoldier 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:04

I doubt she was talking about football. This is just a cover story.

Culnamo 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:21

Wow...confidence issues much? If you really didn't think he "performed" well in bed, why would you say it like that? He ought to know better and realize you were talking about the game.

usmcsupporter 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:32

it took me a second to realize what else u meant....lol

cuterthenkisses 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 5:11

where you to help him instead of masterbating?

Jenmic 14

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:43

I saw an FML that was dated 9 days prior to this one with a woman's email getting hacked and sending everyone including her husband something for Viagra and her husband thinks she intentionally sent it to him. I wonder if this is same couple.