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By sleepless - 20/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 22:51 - United States

Today, after having finally kicked my insomnia's ass after three hours, I was woken up by something I only thought happened in movies. Someone had paid for a Mariachi band to play for their girlfriend, outside my apartment, in the middle of the night. FML

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By sleepless - 27/05/2022 20:00 - Australia - Epping

Today, after medication, relaxation, sleep hygiene, and various other remedies for my insomnia failed, I've resorted to listening to an alien conspiracy podcast to fall asleep. The content is so insane and his voice is so monotone, I swear my brain shuts down in protest. FML

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By insomniac - 19/06/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML

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By so sleepy - 24/04/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, as a lifelong insomnia sufferer, I was having an awful night. After tossing and turning in my bed for several hours, I decided to try sleeping on the couch. Not only did I finally fall asleep, I was having one of the best dreams of my life… Until my neighbor’s brat had a tantrum at 6 a.m. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 12:09

I actually feel sorry for you, unlike the girl with insomnia who complained about the firetrucks. That really does suck. I've been there. Noise-cancelling headphones and white noise players can help. I would've taken something regardless though. Unless it's 5AM. To everyone who's going to say "Shame on you for thinking your parents don't have sex!" Or whatnot, how would you feel if you woke up in the middle of the night to your mom screaming? It's a little TMI.

czechgirl78 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:07

ewww i heard my parents having sex too once.....its very unpleasant. especially having to face them afterwards :-/

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tomarino13 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:45

#8 your a dumbass, hearing your parents having sex is tramatizing.

fayull 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:25

Fake fml is fake

DeadMansCrack 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:42

The very second FML mentioning insomnia on this site..right after the first girl from yesterday. This one is bullshit. Next time you try to copy an FML, don't make it so obvious.

Loser390 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:36

I think the ambient music did it.

lolzforfun228 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:20

people have sex. GET OVER IT!

blueflare21 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:40

Holy hell I remember once when I was like twelve I walked in my parents room around three in the morning they were going at it luckily of was pretty part so I didn't see anything. However the nightmares well let's just say to this very day I still can't sleep well

dietSYNTHpop 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:00

Next time, combine the ambient music with a white noise machine. Then, at least your parents won't get turned on by your soothing music, and you won't be able to hear it even if they do :)

craphappens92 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 11:31

Way to kill a sleep

myaccount11 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:04

dude, you better invest in some really good headphones which block out all surrounding sound. or get some really strong sleeping pills. if not good luck on the noise(: FYL