Kids: Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML

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Cute but messy

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 00:00

Today, my kids made a mess in the kitchen while trying to make breakfast in bed for me. The mess was bigger than the breakfast. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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Too many cooks, etc.

By hazyshadows - 18/03/2020 17:02 - United States - Edmond

Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML

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Thanks a lot

By Not a maid - 14/07/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML

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Grilled

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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Student life

By gofixmyhead - 30/08/2011 14:53 - United Kingdom

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

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Clean up in aisle 5 please

By Anonymous - 02/12/2020 18:03 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I cleaned up the entire kitchen after sending the kids to school. I decided to have a nice cup of tea, and then knocked the tea over into the bin and the bin cabinet, the hardest and grossest thing to clean. FML

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By Frouse - 04/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting home from work late last night and feeling lazy, I'd put my leftover dinner in the microwave, spoon and all. I wake up to find one of the kids started the microwave and it blew up because of the metal spoon. FML

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By nickorion12 - 28/06/2016 14:21 - United States - Shawnee

Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up setting the kitchen on fire. FML

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Fussy eater

By germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:18

Everytime I read an FML that talks about kids, I slowly and slowly lose the urge to have kids of my own. fml...

flockz 19

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:37

to be fair, a man was making his own sandwich...

Comments

macdaddymady 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:22

Nothing more important than family OP.

quite_bored 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:50

I don't think that applies here..

macdaddymady 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:06

I was trying to be optimistic, but sarcastic at the same time.

quite_bored 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:48

That seems contradictory..

fsukid1021 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:23

If only you had a dog.....

Kara_rated 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:24

Smart kids.

easton222 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:30

Notice how all of these comments are women complaining. Typical

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:32

Thats one way to deal with the mess.

shannyraelynn 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:34

That would never happen if you had a dog.

Akazuki 26

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:37

OP, this is the part where you yell and make your kids clean up after themselves. That's total bs; my mother would not tolerate that, nor should she have to.