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By Lea - 16/01/2012 20:18 - Denmark

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

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By Nice smoke alarm - 05/09/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, my smoke alarm has a tendency to give false alarms. Despite this, it did not go off at all when I was genuinely overcooking food and smoke was everywhere in the house, except for the room I was in. My smoke detector is plotting against me. FML

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Melting

By Smoke Undetected - 13/10/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML

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By im_a_mocker - 28/01/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

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No smoke, no fire

By justme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was about to take a dump when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By cnkk07 - 14/10/2011 10:36 - United States

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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Toxic wasteland

By Cinderella - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my house was so dusty that when I started to clean it, the smoke detector went off. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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HaIlegra 2

Monday 16 January 2012 23:47

Oh burn.

_Oblivion_ 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:19

It was letting you know your toast was done. Evidently your kitchen wasn't done toasting yet.

Comments

beaker38 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:48

How hard is it not to burn toast come on, a kid with downe syndrome can make toast. And if you are too retared to do that then bitch get out of the kitchen!

lexi365 20

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:30

That's terrible....

BostonBruinsFan 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:54

Make sure that the toaster gets unhooked from the fire alarms ASAP. Problem solved!!

SMHreally 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:58

Sucks at least your kitchen is still in tact

IMaquarkI 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:00

It's defective. Be an American and sue sue sue!!

hecseferblade 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:05

.....was the toast okay?

JUGGAJO 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:05

lol

adrianxrawr 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:24

that's terrible OP...I'm afraid to comment any thing else for fear of being attacked by everyone.

footballpro22 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:26

Check the batteries

julian24245 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:30

Return that bitch, get a new one.

NurseFreak 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:43

Get a new smoke detector, and stay out of the kitchen! Smoke detectors are not to be used as timers. One would think if you were at home you could smell or see smoke in the house.