By waterproblem - 27/05/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 524
You deserved it 75 082

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.

This_Guy 0

Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.

Comments

ladywaldo 0

How cute!! Who doesn't love a good penis drawing!! Seriously! The only people who might have a fit are the lady teachers who wish they were getting Dick like that and the principal with a complex and a tiny dick!

Don't you know that drawing penises makes things break? Lawnmowers shut down, markers magically switch to sharpie. They want people to see your stupid mistake. YDI, though I don't believe you. I think you're just imitating the other posts.

UhSureWhyNot 0

If you power-hosed it onto a concrete area, wouldn't it just evaporate by tomorrow? And if not, I'm pretty sure the principal would believe you if you said some seniors did it or something. YDI

poolshark 0

I can't believe how many people are putting this person down for being a janitor. If you wouldn't want to do the job, you should appreciate the people that do it for you. Also, anyone who has a job right now is just lucky to be employed. On that note, all I can think of is this Scrubs quote (yes, I googled it): J.D.: How's it going? Janitor: I'm 37 years old, and I'm a janitor; how do you think it's going? J.D.: Now, there is nothing wrong with being a janitor. Janitor: Really? Thank you. You...you've turned my life around. I'm gonna have to go tell my janitor wife and all our janitor kids that life is worth living; and that comes straight from our hero, Dr. Whoozitz.... Dr. Nothin'. No, seriously, come on. You can come over to my humble house and point out things that are cheap.

Why do so many people draw penises on everything? There's an FML before when this girl draws a penis on a board with a permanent marker... by drawing penises, its like you're just asking for trouble.

Londonlover55 0

What a loser your a high school janitor and a perverted one obviously. LOL. =)

pics or didn't happen maybe it did, but we want to see it :P