Work: Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was...

By waterproblem - 27/05/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By Himynameisjacob - 05/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:52

Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.

This_Guy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:58

Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.

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pete275 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 11:50

FYL for being a high school janitor. as for tomorrow, just blame it on the high school kids. I mean, do I have to spell it out for you? maybe that's why you can't get a better job.

Peroxide 3

Thursday 28 May 2009 11:54

Im pretty sure it's every students dream to graduate on top of a giant penis. Kudos to you sir.

bittersweets 2

Thursday 28 May 2009 11:56

There are one million ways to get rid of the penis until tomorrow. If you can't think of any, maybe that's why you're a janitor...

Thunk 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 11:58

They will love it. I would have loved to graduate on a giant dick. You are the man

fuckmeamiright 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:20

#32 hahaha i love when people act all smug and totally overreact to a joke. it makes my day.

Shlizabeth 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:36

Why is everybody dissing the OP because he's a janitor? Janitors are cool, and this one drew a giant penis in the grass and goes on FML. Get a life people, you're probably zitty teenagers who work at Mcdonalds anyway.

jengen 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:45

Niiiiiiiiice work!

twindaddy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:10

Dumbass

st87 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:40

lol hope they round up at the balls and walk in the direction and out of the shaft!

imajinethat 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:58

When I was in high school, we had a huge water fight and ended up with a huge penis on the wall of the school. It's not that big of a deal. They'll probably laugh.