Kids: Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial...

By Joey - 30/01/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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Still better than the Cats movie

By dirty deeds - 31/05/2020 14:00

Today, my brother’s cat pissed on my brand new bed. He refuses to replace the mattress, and claims it wasn’t his cat. We only have one cat. FML

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By marcymoo - 11/03/2013 04:09 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 0:19

That's a smart little brother you have there. Now start peeing on his favourite toys and see how he likes that.

macskapingvin 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:20

Do the kindest thing. Tranquilise this poor lost animal and set him loose in the forest where he belongs.

Comments

ASDSKD 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:44

LMAO..Damn i would on all his stuff..!!

wescoas 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:50

Hahaha whatta champ.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 31 January 2011 8:10

You're pretty sure he would be killed by monkeys?

Ldesu 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:07

Well, on the bright side, it's a good thing that he didn't think that he owned you!

takeapieandrun 9

Monday 31 January 2011 10:17

Them bitches be crazy, I think one tried to rape me at the zoo...

davidjr_saldana 0

Monday 31 January 2011 10:31

go pee on all his stuff an eye 4 an eye dude

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Monday 31 January 2011 11:51

Wow he must have pissed everyone off. Just get revenge and pee on his stuffed bear. Then say u took the information to heart too. Everyone's pissed off- but beary happy :)