By Joey - 30/01/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 050
You deserved it 3 380
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Doortje 29

That's a smart little brother you have there. Now start peeing on his favourite toys and see how he likes that.

67 0
macskapingvin 0

Do the kindest thing. Tranquilise this poor lost animal and set him loose in the forest where he belongs.

55 1

Comments

perdix 29

Set a bear trap for that wild animal roaming around your house, and when it clamps down on his leg, he'll suddenly realize that he's human.

15 1
maybaybe 0

I would hate to have your brother, what a dick head!

0 0
101autie 0

that would have pissed me off pun intended

0 2
Justin23L 2

You're about 16 comments too late sweetie.

3 0
Opera_fml 0

I guess its not your laptop anymore, now is it?

6 1
MrChocolateburri 0

I would relocate his nose.

1 0
ohmek 0

You're just pissed you didn't think of it first.

2 1
notsoluckypup 12

Oh bear... ^Get it?^

0 2
Doortje 29

No, I don't :'( Please explain! >_>

4 1
mccaincracker 6

reading the beginning of this I thought he was mauled by a bear

0 0