Kids: Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go...

By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By stupid older sister - 24/07/2014 21:54 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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Quest_ 13

Thursday 22 August 2013 16:01

Well, that's horrifying.

AppleJuiceBox 10

Thursday 22 August 2013 16:03

Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.

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laurenasabutton 26

Thursday 22 August 2013 16:33

I dread to think what would happen if he did this to a less forgiving girl at school. OP's mum's defence would not sit well there.

camoney 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 17:02

Hey what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Can also apply that to the whole state of Nevada.

vinayj009 5

Thursday 22 August 2013 17:15

You can sue him and your mother for sexual assualt. Seriously do it.

Blizzards 13

Thursday 22 August 2013 17:24

Cause suing your own family makes complete sense.

snugglesMcGee199 23

Thursday 22 August 2013 19:49

It does when you feel your health and well-being are in jeopardy.

paradoxparadise 11

Thursday 22 August 2013 17:20

Brother: MOMMY, my room is so scary, I am so afraid can I sleep with sissy tonight? Mom: Sure baby, awwww, why don't you spend the rest of the week there?

ViviMage 39

Thursday 22 August 2013 17:30

At 14 he's well into puberty and curious about the opposite sex. You might just be the only female available to cop a feel with. And this is nearly incest. You should not have to put up with it. If your parents won't stop him, call the police.

ratorr2 23

Thursday 22 August 2013 19:30

And watch the police say "It's a family matter and we don't want to get involved". I've actually seen something like that happen to someone I know. I agree that OP needs to teach her bother a lesson one way or another that it's not polite to grab a girl like that.

sherloctopus 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 19:33

It's about at that age that boys are starting to be really interested in girls and fixate on the kind of girls they're attracted to. Turns out this one seems to be attracted to girls who look like his sister.