By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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Quest_ 13

Well, that's horrifying.

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AppleJuiceBox 10

Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.

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fmlinact 12

Agree with last comment. He grabs your breasts, you grab his nuts and squeeze. My guess is he'll let go first and that there won't be another repeat.

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evan_7899 28

Unless he also enjoys that...

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Mr2212 7

I wonder if she would have had the same response if it was done to her.

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thatnucca 36

From her take on the issue, I won't be surprised if she ignores or enjoys it a tad bit.

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Conn3ct 9

I take that back. It's beyond disgusting. Stab him in the throat with a fork if he does it again.

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jkmartinjk 16

Murder is always another way to fix a problem.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

tell him if he does it again you're going to throw out his dirty mag stash. He won't do it again after that.

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perdix 29

You should start making ****** sounds when he does that. Reverse psychology. He likes irritating you, but if you make it seem like it's pleasurable, he wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.

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Powerfull_fml 8

Mommy, I'm scared, can I sleep in OPs bed please??

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slick5880 22

Or he would never stop trying to touch you with his "ten foot" pole.

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worldclassrager 39

When does little kid not apply to her anymore...I can't imagine what will happen when he gets a girlfriend...

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cadillacgal79 32

22-I highly doubt that will ever happen, unless she has one of those weird fetishes..........

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skyeyez9 24

You were way too patient with your perverted brother. A punch in his face first or knee to his balls, then pry his hands off.

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ratorr2 23

If mom isn't going to teach this "boy" about inappropriate behavior then it seems it's up to OP to do so. I hate parents that ignore things like this saying "he's just a kid" or "he doesn't know better". It's just an excuse for them not to deal with it.

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chosha_fml 26

Damn straight. That's exactly what OP should have done.

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lostribe 3

Your mom is an idiot who needs a wakeup call.

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Reesienpiper 4

Pedo in the making... I see a white van and some gold chains caught in the chest hair in his future.

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monnanon 13

its his older sister. hes a little creep and a bit perverted but not a pedo.

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monnanon 13

your white van joke probably could have worked if you called him a creep or a perv though.

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laden_swallow09 34

42- That wasn't a joke. THAT was just a stupid misuse of "pedo".

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Reesienpiper 4

Do you have an fml account to play professor or to come up with clever responses to the OP?

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