By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 16:47 - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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Girlie2 0

Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.

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DudeImBetter 0

babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.

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WyKeD 0

unfortunately they still hear the word a lot..... and it's a well-known fact that "da-da" or "daddy" are easier & more fluid for a baby to say than mommy or mama ..... the M sound is hard!!! it's ok .....

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Aecin 0

#132: da-da or daddy might be easier to say than mama. But I don't think papa is easier to say than mama. Since the writer of this FML also lives in the Netherlands I know that her little girl will have said papa. And it's kinda FML that her girl said papa before she will says mama.

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Maravilla4 1

I bet u tried the old keep-a-nigga

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Illyssa_fml 4

Who told her that word? She had to have got it from somewhere right?

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tubal069 0

She's probably saying daddy from hearing what you call the dude that is pleasuring you..."oh daddy right there daddy"!! lmao

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RiiOT 2

why did you tell her the word daddy? if u didn't say it around her then she wouldn't have known to say it

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artsykid 0

Get a whole bunch of pictures of women then send it all to her and say I don't remember which one you are please take your pictures and send the rest back ;) revenge

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scanlon24 0

you obviously taught her the word

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