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By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

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thenumberblue 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:26

I woulda kicked her in the nuts.

Siren101 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:43

u sure there wasnt spicy food around? that makes me cry

melsababe 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:43

loll ummm u shud really do sumthng about that!

gr8sexpectations 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:45

i think you and workinggirl from the masquerade should get together sometime

Crazybae 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:51

Blame ur parents

karinerz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:54

Ouchh. I feel sorry for you and that girl.

Katy_loves_you 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:31

Maybe you're just so beautiful that her eyes teared up. But if not... FYL =|

okieraider71 4

Monday 8 March 2010 5:35

OP--Didnt much care for you when you starred in Twlight.

helo2 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:39

YDI for being that ugly

DeathShad0 1

Monday 8 March 2010 6:07

Maybe it's because you have a scary face? I would love to have a scary face.

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