Miscellaneous: Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

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benen 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:00

fugly

llorens460 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:03

Amen!

xHottierockerx 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:09

Hey, atleast they didn't pass out or die.. maybe they were crying from joy?

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 8 March 2010 2:11

The OP means the way he looks at girls makes them cry.

Hellooomindyy 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:11

I haven't had a good cry in awhile, how about posting some pictures of this disturbing face of yours. Haha!

YOULIVETODIE 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:14

Yes the same thing happened to me. My face is so Beautiful the chick thought she saw Jebus.

ToxicKittieh 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:20

The masks! They do nothing! :3

Quest_ 13

Monday 8 March 2010 2:33

Are you Brian Peppers?

beau11 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:34

you must look like sh!t

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:38

who posted this, Keanu Reeves?

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 March 2010 2:42

No, Miley Cyrus.

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:48

or maybe it was Hannah Montana?

saranottelling 7

Monday 8 March 2010 13:42

I knew Miley Cyrus was a man!

deathsupon1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:40

They cry because ur so beautiful.

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