Miscellaneous: Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

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GreenTroll 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:46

Maybe you reminded her of someone? -Shrugs-

paperisuseful 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:47

this is really fake

okieraider71 4

Monday 8 March 2010 2:58

OP--This isn't hard to figure out. STOP SMEARING POO ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

gigi_bella 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:17

I never knew Robert Pattinson was on FML!

seeimdee 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:31

^ WIN!!

DamnedSeraph 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:19

#41 FTW

silviam 7

Monday 8 March 2010 3:20

why???

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:22

I sence fakeness. You can't make someone cry by them looking at you without doing anything.

omgitsjackiee 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:26

http://www.screwyouhannah.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=ca75b9284a726a4f729573df6eb51f9c

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 8 March 2010 3:31

She cried because you're so attractive. I fail to see the FML. *smh*

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 8 March 2010 3:34

Could you please speak English?

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