By SaintGoobers - 06/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Cambridge
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Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Well sing back... "Ain't no ******* present for bad girls"
really? i thought it was the other way around ;)
She must be my 4 year old son's soulmate!! Haha
Or y'all just have potty mouths around the impressionable kids. Time for you and the OP to have a talk with the kids about bad words and why we shouldn't say them.
Apparently you must think they keep their kids cooped up in the house all day. They probably heard it from the outside world, but immediately blame mom or dad because they live under a rock and can only hear it from them.
#25-- little kids pick up words every where. As soon as they notice that certain, taboo words get a reaction from adults, or get them attention, they tend to repeat those words as much as possible. The idea of 'bad words' is difficult for little kids to understand. When they stop getting a reaction, they stop using it. The parents should definitely talk to her, though, about public and private language.
Holy judgement, batman!! 1) My son doesn't cuss as a 4 year old. I could -see- him making something up like that when he's older.. like quite a bit older. 2) My husband and I don't cuss around our kid. 3) He knows not to say certain words- cuss words or anything negative (like calling someone 'stupid' or anything like that). 4) He's got a sense of humor and comes up with creative renditions of songs and stuff all the time. Which is mostly what I was referencing in my post. But, like OP, I would be shocked if he sang 'Roudolph the red nose asshole' right now.. 5) I would ALSO imagine that OP is writing an FML about it because it's a bit of a shock to her! As in also shocked that her daughter would even -know- those words! Sometimes kids CAN learn words away from their parents. My son was in a preschool where I actually heard a parent screaming and cussing at her child (for wanting a drink of water). (And keyword "WAS" at that school. I yanked him out of there after ONE week, and quit my job to stay home with him!) This was apparently far from the only incident that he heard yelling and cussing at this preschool... because he would come home and ask me what certain words were and why people were yelling.... (We also don't raise voices in our house).
Still better then niki minaj remix to baby got back
When I was little, my mum and I rewrote Rudolph to be "Rudolph the red assed reindeer". seems a common cover.
You should record this. And laugh about it in the future.
well OP, it could be worse. she could start singing the originals-.- I would much rather hear her version n would be more likely to sing along. My daughter sings the originals and it breaks my heart.
"It could be worse-" Downvoted. Then I read the rest of your comment. I stand by my decision. You're saying your much rather your toddler have the mouth of a sailor than sing regular old Christmas carols? Whaa?
Most toddlers can't talk well enough to sing carols. The word you're looking for is "child".
Your Kid knows all these swear words already! Fail!
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They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job