Intimacy: Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa...

By lonewolf2701 - 22/11/2009 09:15 - United States

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

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By CalebNotShomo - 25/12/2014 15:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

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By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Marou - 25/12/2008 01:54 - France

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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By homerr123 - 23/12/2013 17:35 - India - Mumbai

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

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By embarrassedhubby - 18/09/2010 03:48 - Canada

Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML

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By B - 18/12/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

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By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

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stupiddumbblonde 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:26

hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!

lsfry 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:21

sexual harassment anyone?

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hisbabygurl1 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:54

umm can u say dirty!!

nerf456 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 22:27

hahahaha

Cris_xP 0

Friday 16 April 2010 9:44

it all depends did he say he was Santa and that was wat he was doing bcuz he cs u? if he didn't OP stop being a little b*tch!!!.....x)

MissMaritime 0

Monday 3 May 2010 2:34

My brother-in-law and I used to send stuff like that to each other all the time. He sent me one with Santa and a bunch of stripper-elves.

upintheorange 5

Wednesday 12 May 2010 22:16

that is hilarious...how on earth is this an fml?

brookiebaby1212 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:28

ok. and you put this as an fml why? it's a joke just because it's your boss doesn't me he/she doesn't make jokes or have a sense of humor. You're a f*cking idiot

number1screwup 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:43

thats just a forward. its a joke. iv gotten that 1 a million times. its supposed 2 b funny

slagger123 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 0:29

u got an awesome manager :)

UnluckyDom 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:37

I need that picture. Nuff said.

blt710 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:36

be happy it wasn't him in the picture :D

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