By beaten - 13/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0

Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.

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sakurachan04 0

That sucks, but... You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die... Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.

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genghistron 0

well you're clearly the biggest twat alive.

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dotsdesu 0

marine CORE > Navy SEAL

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lmmmr 0

Clearly not, as you can't even spell corps properly.

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FerrariCake 2

LMAO... Marine "Core" Give him a break... fortunately the ability to read or write is not a pre-req for joining the Marines. We need people like that on the front lines, willing to do whatever they're told without the burden of thinking about it. God bless them.

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turdburgers 0

Never understood why all the branches of the military are always figuratively comparing penis sizes.

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kevind23 0

YDI for picking a fight with a SEAL. Hahaha. Wow, stupid.

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ifreakingsparkle 0

ahh. that'll teach him. dont **** with a seal.

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maverick1031 0

wow... is he dumb or what? YDI for messing with Navy SEAL.

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Sweet_Instance 0

DUH!!! Navy seals know their strength and limitations. Marines are all ego and arogance and they think they're the best.

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flyboy57 0

shit. hopefully it was over quickly.

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doughnutboy99 2

navyy Seals go throught the most intense training in histoy the only people who were better trained (not buy much though) were the german S.S

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