By beaten - 13/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0

Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.

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sakurachan04 0

That sucks, but... You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die... Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.

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angelica_xoxo 0

Oh wow that sucks, lol.

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Avabundy 0

anyone could be a marine. *grab weapon* *run to frontline* *Shoot* *go home* Mission accomplished

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Jazzywrites007 2

Man, is it me or does this kinda make you want to join the military? I'm heading down to the recruitment center, NOW. I wanna have some random wet t-shirt, oil, bar top wrestling matches with other military chicks! I mean...wait, What? ;-)

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NorfolkDude 2

None of you guys been in the Navy or Marines. They get into huge fights all the freaking time. Sometimes one wins, sometimes the other wins. Nothing too big. Just another day on the farm.

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RideTheCulture 0

for reals, my cousin served 8 years in the navy he said he got into countless fights with marines. everytime marines boarded their ship it would just be a huge brawl. now im in the air force, hopefully the same thing doesnt happen between air force and army haha.

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0neiros 14

So this SEAL comes back from fighting Assholes who want to kill us all, only to be greeted by a Jarhead who wants to pick a fight. How about not ******* with anybody who makes it back in one piece. **** him and **** you too for trying to do the enemies job.

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abeals2 0

does this mean your in the marines?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

That's pretty funny. FYL for getting your ass kicked, but I wish I had been there to witness the fight.

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SS_Anon 0

lol FYL and thank GOD you did not pick fights with Recon(or rangers i forgot) because those people ******* trains the Navy SEALs p.s- recons are a marine special forces group in case if you didn't know

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trev99 0

If Rangers trained the SEALs, then they would just be... Navy Rangers! They are two totally different things. SEALs specialize in unconventional warfare and covert operations. The Rangers specialize in conventional warfare. Army SF is somewhat like the land-based version of the SEALs. Former Navy SEALs train Navy SEALs. Nobody else trains Navy SEALs. On average, 50% of applicants make it through Ranger training. On average, 20-30% of applicants make it through SEAL training, and I think it's the same with Army SF training. You're just biased because you've been playing your COD:MW2 too much.

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genghistron 0

the british Paratroopers are tough as ****, and so are our SAS, i dont know who the toughest force in the world is though, its hard to say.

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lmmmr 0

Becausae it doesn't matter.

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that_guy_ollie 0

our sbs is pretty kick ass too

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