By Username - 13/02/2012 21:31 - India

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML
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desireev 17

Cinnamon and corpse! Aaah! The wonderful scent! My favorite! :)

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Comments

SoSickWithIt 14

Should've let him wear his dress to school.

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Pelreskovich 11

Good thing you aren't the woman a few FMLs ago, that smell would get her off. Discipline your son if he's so unruly.

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DracoSpirita 21

I agree with the first part of the comment, lol. Also, OP's life sucks.

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Pelreskovich 11

Discipline works.. I still cringe/cower when my grandmother takes out a wooden spoon when I'm there for holidays etc..

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Hey moron, otherwise known as mrshaffer, that's called discipline. Something you're clearly lacking. Bend over for a spanking with a paddle, "MAH BOI"!!!

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bizarre_ftw 21

25 - that's not a Good thing!! Nor does it help your argument!

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emba_fml 13

There's nothing wrong with spanking. People will cry abuse at anything these days tho.

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Pelreskovich 11

mrshaffer: you are oh so tough, I'm cringing from your Internet toughness because I'm such a "pussy". Good look winning women over using that word, disrespectful punk.

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alival 12

Hmm that's a very interesting combination.

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Farfalo 3

Shoot his laptop and post it on Facebook.

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alexup24 13

on an open field with a cowboy hat, that's how you know ***** gonna happen.

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TheLoneWandererX 2

You, kind sir, are now crowned The King Of Internet Memes!

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Edenbeam 19

And how exactly would you know what a freshly embalmed corpse smells like?

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RadPenny 6

I love how your avatar's philosoraptor.

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isis_morrigan 18

Well, at least it's an embalmed corpse as opposed to not, does tend to smell a bit nicer

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Swiftly 0

You don't like the smell of embalmed corpse? What is WRONG with you?

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qwertsarecool122 23

Well, maybe she's trained in The FBI.. you never know

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kshafer08 7

Sounds like you described the smell of my grandparents house.

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