By smh - 15/07/2014 20:11 - United States

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML
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DocBastard 38

Loser has to stay or winner gets to stay? Big difference.

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vikky538 28

parents these days... sorrt OP.. hope the surgery goes well..

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v8nick97 11

I would've just said "If neither of you want to be here, then just leave."

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bryanjamieluke 17

In their defence, you get a comfortable bed to sleep on and they have some hard, tiny chair (or even the windowsill sometimes) to sleep on.

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Chasing_fml 5

That's actually pretty hilarious, op... They may be trying to lighten you up if you're doom-and-gloomy atm. I hope I'm one of those parents when I have kids.

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Chambers1985 13

I don't blame them; who likes hospitals?! I don't. but if my child needed me; I'd be there

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zackes 3

1 grp btwn u 'n' them z seriously f'ed up

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lmartinez 4

Better to play over who GETS to than who HAS to

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darryaz 9

I can tell you from experience you should insist that NEITHER of them stay. The hospital has nurses to take care of you during the night.

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russfml 31

That's when you come in and say apache helicopter beats all, now you both have to stay

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Turbo_Turtle 14

Really? I have surgery tomorrow morning, and my whole family cleared their schedules (which I don't imagine was easy considering this is a last minute operation) just so they could be with me. It amazes me sometimes how some people can care so much, others so little.

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