Health: Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets...

By smh - 15/07/2014 20:11 - United States

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 05:08 - United States - Surprise

Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery, and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML

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By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

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By me. - 11/07/2016 03:00 - United States - Norman

Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 July 2014 23:25

Loser has to stay or winner gets to stay? Big difference.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 15 July 2014 23:23

parents these days... sorrt OP.. hope the surgery goes well..

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ihpp 22

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:24

I hope your surgery goes well and you have a speedy recovery.

krazzee530 4

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:28

I don't see how this is negative.... The way op puts it who GETS to stay, says to me that both wanted to stay

glabberfasted 16

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:57

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that.

LadyIrene 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:15

Assuming it's on FML, I think they meant that they were both dreading staying overnight in an hospital.

Whotevah 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:31

They didn't use lizard and spock?

IHazNoUsername 9

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:35

Winner has to stay or gets to stay? I hope your surgery goes well, OP! Get well!

mimi_ivana 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:36

tough love

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:21

It's one way to find out...

cyzn 18

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:39

Hope everything goes well OP! :$

iseebearbears 27

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:55

who gets to, or who has to? Big difference in terms of what the FML is really about.

pete9913 23

Wednesday 16 July 2014 2:39

Maybe they both wanted to, and winner gets to stay with you

stfudonnie 10

Wednesday 16 July 2014 2:49

that's the only fair way to solve there dilemma, it's how any big decision is made.

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