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Now, one clarification: winner had to stay or go?
If that happened to me I would ask then to both leave and not bother turning up in the evening. If they act like children then teach them like children, you've just had bloody surgery and your parents don't even want to sit with you in the evening? That's shameful, they should be bloody embarrassed by themselves.
Well who won?xx
Ditto, except they did it for who was going to drive me to the hospital while my appendix was about to burst
cool parents
Tell them both to **** off. You don't need that stress in your life right now.
Yup. FYL
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Loser has to stay or winner gets to stay? Big difference.
parents these days... sorrt OP.. hope the surgery goes well..