By AnDroidZ_BabY - 11/09/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
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DocBastard 38

What's really ****** up is the fact that neither of you have enough anal sensation to be able to detect the passage of noxious fumes. You may want to stop inserting baseball bats, zucchini, and small woodland creatures from now on.

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perdix 29

Kids, today!!! Of course, it was your mom that farted, but if you were a good, respectful kid, you would have taken the blame. The consequences of pinning the blame on your mom are so much worse than those of taking the rap yourself, you have to be an idiot not to lie in this case. Being right isn't always the smart way to go.

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FajitaFreak 3

Sorry, what? If her mom farted, why would he/she take the blame for it? That makes no sense at all.

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perdix 29

In an ideal world, you are right. It makes no sense to take the blame for a fart that you certainly didn't issue, especially to the person who certainly did. In the real world, however, your life would be much easier if you just go along with the obvious lie. Mom's got power and you don't. It takes balls to speak truth to power, but getting kicked powerfully in those balls is pretty ******* painful. Most people are better off pretending to accept the lies of the powerful.

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pink_raindrops 26

Mom's always seem to act really weird when they fart, like it's some horribly embarassing event for them. It can be embarassing around strangers I'm sure, but should it really matter that much if you fart infront of your own family? One time I remember my mom farting infront of me when I was like 15 and I laughed cuz farts are funny..she left the room looking so upset.

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perdix 29

pink_raindrops, I hope that means you are agreeing with me. Sometimes it is better for everyone involved to accept an obvious lie than to fight for the truth.

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DocBastard 38

i_did_that - 16 comments Perdix - 8188 comments Need I say more?

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Kueezy 6

Wear a thong or g-string to confuse her!

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HumanFreakshow 5

call her a "fart sniffer" and rub your panties in her face and see how much she likes it. XP

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rocker_chick105 31

ok. eat a bunch of beans. then when she is asleep. LOCK, LOAD, AND FIRE!!!!

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leadman1989 15

Shart and then when she goes in for a whiff, shell get more than she bargained for.

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sky22_fml 7

Now that's just plain nasty!

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