Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted....

By AnDroidZ_BabY - 11/09/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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That homely smell

By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Hygiene 101

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 18:00

Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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Contagion

By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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girliekins123 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 11:52

That's so gross...

annamei 16

Sunday 11 September 2011 11:52

So did you let her smell it? :p

Comments

ynnhoj 2

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:08

Umm. Who ever smell it delt it

moparallday 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:12

This is coming from a guy with a coke bottle up his ass.

moparallday 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:19

I'm referring to 42.

haleyyraee96 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:47

If you read his profile, it says it's one of his PATIENTS. Get your facts straight.

sugarkiller_fml 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:22

How did these kind disgusting sh@@ got published is a mystery!

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:23

Well, if the mom didn't fart she automatically knows it was you. Please tell me you didn't let her smell your undies. Just confess already.

je_suis_fml 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:13

It was definitely the mom, and she enforced her authority out of guilt to cover it up.. Nice try mom!

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:29

Here's the name I've seen this picture under! Phew! It boggled my mind. I think you have an evil twin out there with your same pic.(:

smokeymama 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:46

That is so creepy!! Yikes!!

atlanta_lex 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:49

So ******* gross....who does that????

cobaltjedi 13

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:04

That's not creepy at all...

PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:13

That's really disturbing..

monkeywhizdude 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:15

You sure it wasn't the hobo in the trunk?

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Today, thanks to that stupid ass blue dog, our kids haven’t stopped hounding me about when their dad and I are getting married. They’re too young to understand, so I try to gently change the subject. That worked for about 5 minutes before they were right back to asking. Holy uncomfortable subject Batman! FML

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Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML

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Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML

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Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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Today, being the class nerd hasn't stopped me from being naive: none of my so-called friends has talked to me since the last day of exams. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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