Geek: Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we...

By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 23:21

well, you should have.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:47

She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.

Comments

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:51

Or maybe you're just too stupid to recognize her humor.

BellaMarta 19

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:53

uh, Ewww

Doortje 29

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:53

Your nail broke? Omg, that is so horrible!

ghbetuehe 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:56

Stfu. That shit hurts like hell.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:10

Dancing space is very important, darling! It's one of the basic lessons!~ Sorry you had to learn it in such a painful manner!~

Athlete21 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:16

seemed funny to me lol

Nani16 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:26

Haha your mom's a funny person. But I would be pissed. lol

ComTlancy 12

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:29

You should've played Dance Central. then none of this would've happened.

bandgirrl 9

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:01

^^exactly. if you had the kinect, you could've avoided this whole situation.

uomealot1 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:45

Omg there are xbox fanboys here too these immature 10 year olds are everywhere.

carrjc66 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:31

This isn't really an fyl or ytdi. Just more like a funny story that you'll laugh about after your fingernail heals. It reminds me of something my parents would say. if your mom is playing Wii games with you, then your life definitely doesn't suck. hope your finger feels better soon, though.