By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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saucyrossi 18

Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at

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nataliewby 25

At least she was funny about it, my mom would've told him every possible embarrassing detail of my life for 5 minutes while he uncomfortably listened.

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Phooey 22

lol your Mom is a troll! she sounds like fun.

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feven 32

Roll eyes, exchange looks with guy, and shake head. Problem solved?

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samantha236le 17

Don't worry there's plenty of hot guys out there. Personality is key. And if he doesn't appreciate what you like, say George, then he's no good for you.

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dragoongirl90 34

While this is very true, it's the principle of the thing. Her mom sounds very mean spirited.

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dragoongirl90 34

I'd have said, "He's actually a giant diaper bag. You know, for Mom." Then lowered voice to a whisper. "For her accidents."

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dragoongirl90 34

Turnabout is fair play. S'all I'm saying.

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ASadisticPanda 4

and thats when you know to beat her half to death with "george"

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ImTheAlpha 30

Why be ashamed of the toy? Should have rocked it. OH was it one of those giant Costco bears, because those are amazing.

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