Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going...

By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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The definition of irony

By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:53

lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)

emina_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

oh gosh

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isthisminh 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 13:04

lol , thats cute

ilaughatfmls 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 13:28

haha WOW... my parents didn't even do that when i was a kid.. lol.

cchamp27 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 13:49

well if you went to a different "isle", that IS pretty far away and chances are it would have minimal cell phone coverage...

audiogasmic 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 15:01

... i think you mean aisle. ahahahhahahaah. wow. your mom sounds like my dad. super over protective, much? i hope you informed her she could've called your phone. parents shouldn't be allowed to act like this once their offspring are over a certain age. cut the umbilical cord already!

courtgirl263 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:47

lol! that kinda sucks.. but its better than her not caring about you!

cynicalfun 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:46

I'm 20 and my mother she is practically the same, she get's really worried when it takes her more than 3 seconds to locate me. My mother is also mentally unstable and suffers from bipolar disorder. If your mom is acting like this regularly then she might actually have some mental issues and I would suggest that she see a therapist.

Hullaballoo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 18:02

aisle

AlyshaDeShae 10

Thursday 16 April 2009 18:03

Haha! Amusingly enough, I had an ex-boyfriend do something similar, but it was because he was too lazy to go out to the truck and get his phone and too lazy to walk to the computer section which is where he knew that I was. :-p That was a few years back, though.

NorwayGrrl 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:20

I agree with #9. Sounds like alzheimer's.

Occam 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:43

I know a guy who has a good vocabulary, good handwriting, good spelling, and good grasp of concepts, but he writes the lowercase f backwards. People assume he's retarded or something. He's not. Same thing with the isle/aisle thing, don't make a snap judgment on ne goddamn letter.