Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going...

By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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You deserved it 8 102

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

Lost

By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 334

You deserved it 72

Lost

By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 052

You deserved it 4 438

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 837

You deserved it 3 121

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 167

You deserved it 5 215

Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 629

You deserved it 5 147

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 199

The definition of irony

By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 574

You deserved it 3 012

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 666

You deserved it 47 764

By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 327

You deserved it 2 638

122vanessa122 5

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:53

lmfao. awwwee. your mom must REALLY love you. ...lol ;)

emina_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

oh gosh

Comments

lilymoose 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:08

lol... This one made me smile even though i'm sure it was embarrassing...at least your mom loves you, right?

mattmag 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:30

#131, fine, perhaps Louisiana doesn't have anything better. We certainly do in Florida. But when a company's motto is "we're getting better", it's pretty clear that even they know they suck.

member0987654321 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:10

timeeee to move out

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:18

I believe your mom is a schizo

Bmlacme 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:54

#177, the motto is "Getting better all the time." They don't suck. They are just trying to be the best they can be. Winn-Dixie is a very nice store. They gave me my first job! So shut the hell up. :]

condescending 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:44

i wouldnt have answered id have called her on her cell phone and been like "what the hell is wrong with you?!?! im not coming to the front of the store you can come be a rational person and meet me where i told you ill be."

xxLoVE94 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:01

hahah my mom just stands in the middle of the store & yells "SAMMM!!! WHERE ARE YOU?" lmfao its horrible

warpedtourgurl 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:47

i would've grabbed the things I need and left. or bitched my mom out.

greenfinch 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:10

ha. wow. and it's AISLE. unless you happened to be going to an island in the middle of the store, in which case, my sincerest apologies. :P

LoonieBin 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:21

If my kid told me they were suddenly going to go to a some island, and then I couldn't find them, I'd freak out too. She probably assumed you didn't get service out on the ocean.