By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 580
You deserved it 3 075
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

rawchelllll 0

Wouldn't a guy know best what they like? Its not that weird...

21 6
Jokermon 0

she is askin u from ur point of view, douchebag

5 13
noahvs67 0

would you want the thought of your mother putting a **** inside her mouth and sucking on it!

11 1
CR24 0

She means cuz you're a guy, you know how guys like it.

14 1
iboy314 0

Well it IS ******* weird that she asked you for help with that. But it doesn't necessarily mean that she assumes you're gay. She's just asking what you like to feel... Wait nevermind that's still hella creepy

0 0
richard12345 0

i would totally tell her to give me a ******* to see what shes like. Then i would tell her how to get better and then she could keep practicing on me until shes real good at it.

4 21
xxalliechicxx 0

Omg dude that's sick!

18 2
AmberE 0

have you considered that maybe she wanted to know what you think feels good that others do to you? its still kinda weird that your mom would ask you though...

0 0
softballwhizz 0

LOL she's asking you cause obviously you know what's good and what isn't from blow jobs you've gotten.

0 0
benshady 0

Are you gay? If not why did your mom ask you that question?

0 0
Megasadface 0

I agree with #12 man. It would make sense to ask a guy, cause we know what's good and what isn't, you know? But I'd say FML anyways cause if it was my mom, that'd be too awkward.

4 1