Drugs and Miscellaneous: Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked...

By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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You deserved it 14 069

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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xoxoblondee 31

Friday 4 September 2015 1:19

She should turn you in to the police, you pot smoking fiend. Clearly a danger to society! *comment overflows with sarcasm*

LilMissCanadian 22

Friday 4 September 2015 1:24

Your mom is a bit extreme.

Comments

archos58 10

Friday 4 September 2015 2:16

...Either you are living with her, or you are an idiot to tolerate this.

rialbybba 19

Friday 4 September 2015 2:31

Lmao

teals 8

Friday 4 September 2015 2:54

Seeing as you are 24 she can't sell your car or ban you from your boyfriend, and just have a word with your boss and tell if if she calls to remember she is unstable, that should fix her

diagnosed 15

Friday 4 September 2015 2:59

make sure that the title is in your name then she can't sell it. As for calling your boss and doing stuff like that. That's extremely wrong. How would she like it if you did the same thing to her? Matter fact I recommend you do the same thing to her and show her how it feels. Your 24 years old you don't really need her permission for anything

whoevenncares 9

Friday 4 September 2015 3:14

Ydi

thejonac 21

Friday 4 September 2015 3:17

i mean in my country if anyone finds out you're doing drugs you're reported and probably gonna be executed

christopherwilli 14

Friday 4 September 2015 3:30

**** her. Unless you live with her

Ichiya 29

Friday 4 September 2015 4:22

Incest isn't the answer here.

psycho_social 17

Friday 4 September 2015 14:17

Incest is always the answer

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 September 2015 3:53

Once...is the key here...once is sometimes enough

ourtneyc 14

Friday 4 September 2015 4:24

yes.. like smoking weed is the worst thing you can do

Candied_person 13

Friday 4 September 2015 5:00

It's a plant what harm comes from it

Nedryel_fml 4

Friday 4 September 2015 5:40

Dude, plant doesn't mean harmless or without effect. Ever heard of poisonous plants ? You can get rash, fever or even die if you use some plants. Many medecines, drugs and poisons use plants.