Intimacy: Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with...

By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2019 20:00

Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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Busted

By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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Thursday 19 February 2009 1:42

you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 2:09

Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

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xoGurlxo 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:50

lmao, did she even say anything?

Siege 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:28

sounds like something my mom would do

carazuri 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:47

best mom ever

doradiamond 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:15

my mum has done that. but she also put my bong into a nice separate box.

quyennie 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 1:54

at least she didn't freak out, throw them away, and yell at you.. she was cool enough to let you keep them all.. except for what happened to the bondage kit.. it just like disappeared out of the picture..

Dave010897 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:33

#9 is true. u r so goddamn lucky! u should go on imsofuckinglucky.com, not FML!

Laughing_is_cool 4

Friday 27 March 2009 4:29

wow how old are you?

dunno_me 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:34

What the HELL is your MOTHER doing cleaning your room? D:< I would think that if you're smart enough to know how to use a vibrator, you're smart enough to know how to pick up your shit.

NeeNee_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:10

I'm in my Junior year of college and just recently moved home when my parents offered to pay my bills while I focus on school. My mom would have killed me! I must say, you have a pretty cool mama. You should thank her and send her to the spa or something. She probably needs something to get her mind off picturing her child with such toys.