By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
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shybear15 0

It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

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SugarCrazy 14

You should've brought headphones to tune her out...

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sarcastic_rican 4

ahh im sorry op ,maybe she got the wrong phone number?

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youngbuck10 9

72- That comment made me think of the song "shock vac abortion". Haha.

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iluvboobies 9

25, If I claim he was sarcastic will you still castrate him?

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nuhuh 1

She notice you following people to the plane bathroom more than usual.

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ProudTexan117 0

Was it getting both of y'all hot and bothered?

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macsterfun 3

Oohh quite. They got so into it that they had to go in to the only washroom on the plane. They didn't come out till four hours later...

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somerandomdude19 2

Well time to pull out the head headphones

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Hans888 7

As long as you don't ********** on the plane...

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SayPeanuts 29

It's not illegal, just frowned upon.

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ProudTexan117 0

Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive, thanks a lot bin laden

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_Oblivion_ 12

just kindly say SHUT THE **** UP, surely shell stop talking immediatly

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mdizzl 6

how do you say "shut the **** up" kindly? no matter how you say it, it's not kind at all, especially not when it's in all caps....

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