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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

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By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:56

Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:50

Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!

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xxsakuraxx 29

Saturday 10 November 2012 9:32

My mom does the same thing to me. I say lets get them back good! ; )

ty4nier 16

Wednesday 31 July 2013 6:23

my mom wakes me up like that but with a watergun that makes a horrible noise and our 2 dogs on my head

richardsgf 5

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:33

Wake up early next time..

rushalm 7

Friday 10 October 2014 21:34

Look who's up for ALS Ice Bucket Challenge! So whom did you nominate?:P

jakobiellis 4

Tuesday 7 April 2015 5:19

But does it work?

Ameliaprescott 10

Tuesday 9 August 2016 15:45

My mom threw several cups of ice cold water on my face to get me up this morning for the third time this year. Now my pillows sheets and all of the good clothes in my room (they were on the floor) are soaked.

perrapar 0

Tuesday 24 January 2017 20:20

My dad used to do this to my siblings and I when we didn't wake up on time

Andrei I 9

Tuesday 6 March 2018 21:12

try waking up before 10:00 for a change

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