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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

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By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:56

Stupid mom! Boiling water would work much better.

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:50

Wake up and smell the morning ice-cold water!

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srbuckley322 10

Monday 29 October 2012 5:56

If this isn't the first time then you should seriously consider either A) locking the door B) moving out C) getting an alarm clock

Meme1988 18

Monday 29 October 2012 7:57

What a bitch

alki_fml 5

Monday 29 October 2012 10:28

Your mom probably wouldn't do that if you got yourself out of bed on time. Why don't you grow up and start acting like and adult. Maybe then your parents will start respecting you as one.

bwzwally8 15

Monday 29 October 2012 11:12

That's just cold of her...

BriannaRWatson 13

Monday 29 October 2012 15:45

One could say that she was trying to put her on ice?

BmellieC 2

Monday 29 October 2012 18:38

You might want to invest in a lock on your door

KrisztinaErika 2

Monday 29 October 2012 21:37

Dump his ass after you pour cold water on him to wake Him up

nickolascronk 3

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:22

Are you ******* stupid. His MOM stupid

nickolascronk 3

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:21

Get up stupid

BriannaRWatson 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 4:45

Stupid stupid stupid...diddle diddle doo.

jagutschlag 3

Tuesday 30 October 2012 17:35

Why is this an fml? Get an alarm clock and actually get up when it goes off and you won't have to get water dumped on your head.

pantalonesnegras 2

Wednesday 31 October 2012 2:09

Really FML? This is one worth posting?

iheartzombies15 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 4:45

Kill her

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