Miscellaneous: Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling....

By shylahrc - 03/05/2014 23:51 - United States

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

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By weneedthatmoneytoliveon - 26/06/2013 14:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:40 - Canada - London

Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML

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New Man

By Hrothebert - 20/03/2021 02:00

Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML

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emmingle 24

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:05

Start practicing your new hobby, Screamo. You can be a musical family.

guci101 14

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:04

Yodeling her sorrow away :')

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Wuff 6

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:47

Buy a bagpipe and make a duet!

Rachster 9

Sunday 4 May 2014 10:06

"Hey, Mom - are you feeling any better about [insert ex's name]?" "Yodel-ay-hee-WHO?"

alicat13 12

Sunday 4 May 2014 10:10

At least we have an idea of what caused the breakup.

bombielol 20

Sunday 4 May 2014 10:32

as long as it takes her sarrow away:)

rks01 13

Monday 5 May 2014 16:03

what about the person's suffering

maggiefox 25

Sunday 4 May 2014 11:17

It's just a transition phase. She's trying to keep busy, it'll pass. Just bare with her :)

abzray123 7

Sunday 4 May 2014 11:35

Ahhh, family bonding :')

Sangue0608 26

Sunday 4 May 2014 12:44

I don't even know what I'd do, I'm sorry OP

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 4 May 2014 14:51

I might try that...lol Maybe she can make a secondary career out of it

vikky538 28

Sunday 4 May 2014 16:11

well psychologist suggests that we have to let go of our anger or sadness through some means ..yodelling is one of the ways...

Enslaved 36

Sunday 4 May 2014 16:13

Ricolaaaaaa!

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