Health: Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold....

By moudly - 06/01/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML

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colonelduckie 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

Why could you not lift/move the couch on your own to prove it?

boredomkills89 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:24

Lol i love when people have fights in FML comments. Most times they are funnier than the FML itslelf! FYL for that though. I donLt understand how your whole damn house got MOLDY, but FYL indeed!

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cel123456789 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:55

wow.. it appeard again

lindsaylikeomg 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:07

You really could have just moved the couch and proved it sooner.. But now unfortunately you're probably all going to die from the mold spores clogging in your body (airways/something to do with the respiratory system I believe?)

penisface69 17

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:20

douche. why'd she have to believe you BEFORE you just moved the couch?

NeonWar__ 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:21

ew. that must not have smelt good. but then again a lot of houses suffer from mold and damp. since it was left for 4 months it must have been pretty bad. shame bout you grandmother's chair!

time4coffee 3

Thursday 7 January 2010 11:22

I wonder how long it was there fermenting before OP actually smelled it.

danielly900 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:27

NASTY!

marc_with_a_c 3

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:27

You actually waited for her to believe you before looking under the furniture? Wow good job sherlock

FMLfan23 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:38

I'd get checked out cause mold can highly intoxicate you

mylifeiscrazi 1

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:56

That is honestly just NASTY. I'm also REALLY SORRY. It sux rich scants like PARIS HILTON will never experience crap like this but nice people (I'm assuming here) do! :/ Just gross!

performingyak 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:08

glad you found the mould/mould. I can smell some in my house but I think it's under the carpet. most frustrating

nofriends28 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:28

Uh if you were going to do that shouldn't you have spelled/spelt it the two different ways? "mould/mold" Or were you doing that for some other obscure reason?